What Every Team Wants For Christmas

They have created a list of what every NHL team wants for Christmas.

Every NHL team had a Christmas wish this year, here are theirs.

Anaheim Ducks

All the Ducks want for Christmas is for John Tortorella to have some fun and maybe smile.

Arizona Coyotes

The Coyotes' wish list is short: Shane Wright, money for rent, and staying in Arizona when Matthews becomes a free agency.

Boston Bruins
The Bruins miss being the Big Bad Bruins or David Krejci, so they'd take him too.

Buffalo Sabres
The Sabres want over 60% attendance but will take Shane Wright.

Calgary Flames

The Flames want the City of Calgary to pay for their new arena outright. They'd even accept elf labour in the off-season if it was cheap enough.

Carolina Hurricanes

The Hurricanes want world peace and a healthy Freddy Andersen.

Chicago Blackhawks

The Blackhawks want people to forgive them for the Kyle Beach incident, but they'll take seeing the Seth Jones they traded for.

Colorado Avalanche

The Avalanche simply want Nathan MacKinnon to take a team-friendly deal rather than constantly claiming he has when he hasn't.

Columbus Blue Jackets

The Blue Jackets just want the Blackhawks selection outside the top 2!

Dallas Texas

To be honest, the Dallas Stars just want Jamie Benn to stop being so damn selfish.

Detroit Red Wings

The Red Wings aim to get back to being a Stanley Cup contender in two years under Stevie Y.

Edmonton Oilers

The Oilers want a time machine to go back to when Duncan Keith was a top-4 defender.

Florida Panthers

The Panthers want Sergei Bobrovsky to play like he did in the first six weeks.

LA Kings
The LA Kings want Quinton Byfield healthy so Kopitar can tutor him.

Minnesota Wilds

Instead of compliance buyouts for Suter and Parise, the Wild got dead cap space, so they'll take an Apple Watch.

Montreal Canadiens

The Canadiens want to get rid of Carey Price for nothing. Their preference is for new French speaking coaches and executives to choose from.

Nashville Predators

The Predators hope to recapture their playoff zeal under David Polie.

New Jersey Devils

The Devils want PK Subban to preserve his perfect suspension record.

New York Islanders

The Islanders want John Tavares to know they despise him and he's still a serpent years later, but they'd rather the JT thing.

NY Rangers

It's simple for the Rangers and Panarin: quit being cruel.

Ottawa Senators

The Senators want a new venue not two and a half hours away.

Philadelphia Flyers

The Flyers want to know what went wrong with Carter Hart.

San Jose Sharks

This is all about trading Evander Kane. Nobody on their team should be on the naughty list, they don't care what they receive back.

Seattle Krakens

The Kraken seek a re-draft because they didn't sign PHILIP GRUB

Saint-Louis Blues

The Blues want to get Jordan Binnington calm.

Tamba Bay Lightning

The Lightning are looking to go around the salary cap again to win another Stanley Cup.

Toronto Maple Leafs

The Leafs want their fans to quit debating between Marner and Nylander. They aim to go past the first round.

Vancouver Canucks

The Canucks expect Elias Pettersson to play like his fans expected. Remember Gretzky?

Vegas Golden Knights

The Golden Knights aim to remain the first NHL team that have never suffered pain or humiliation.

Washington Capitals

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Winnipeg Jets

Buses out of province are growing old and Winnipeg needs an airport.

Credit: HouseOfHockey